Could a gold-digging gator rassler from Fort Lauderdale hold the key to solving the mystery of Breezy Blue? After an actual Breezy sighting, there’s only one way to find out. We travel to the tip of America’s phallus to finally discover What the [Bleep] Happened to Breezy Blue.
Breezy’s association with the Kjorsfjord (otherwise known as the Norwegian mob) got her some swell gigs at swanky Minnesota night clubs. But did her ties to organized crime have anything to do with her mysterious disappearance? And could those ties extend all the way to … the President of the United States?
Breezy Blue’s army of followers, the Bazoom Brigade, bought every record, attended every show, and celebrated every salty song. But Breezy had her share of organized enemies. Could her disappearance be at the hands of Americans for Wholesomeness?